Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Fuck your dad. On dope. Consensually. For ten years!

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Monday, December 20, 2010

Eat at my house.

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Move to New York.

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Sunday, December 19, 2010

Powder your nose.



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Shoot 'em up.



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Count your ribs.

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Get lost.

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Crash.

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Saturday, December 4, 2010

Burn.

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Thursday, December 2, 2010

Clown around.

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Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Trust him.

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Button up.




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Drink up.


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Give up.

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Throw up.

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Shoot up.


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Smoke up.

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Read up.



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Stay Strong and Starve On.

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Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Be a Hustler Reject.

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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Be so outrageous.

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Saturday, November 13, 2010

Hate yourself and want to die.

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Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Let a goofy Bret Easton Ellis character you played in an '80s movie dominate your soul...forever.

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Be fathered by DR. MEAN (no, literally; these are my dad's WebMD reviews).

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