How To Murder Your Life
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
RSVP!
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Poke around in your mom's bedroom drawers until you find this book, adderall + her diabetes syringes.
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Graduate high school when you're 15 for their fucking information!
http://doingallthedrugs.tumblr.com/ (love you SHAUNRFC)
Suffer -- it's Teen Day.
Be Miley. Or is that Demi Lavoto? Or Selena Gomez? I don't really know.
Make the Cover #1
Make the Cover #2 (aka BE FROG, age 13)
THIS IS THE HOTTEST BITCH WHO HAS EVER LIVED. ALL TWEEN GIRLS SHOULD BE LIKE THIS WRECK. I LOVE YOU ANONYMOUS SELF-CARVER.
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Eat Up (The Pete Goes On)
Be Just Like A Woman.
Monday, January 3, 2011
This bitch. I still think it was drugs.
IT
ALWAYS
ALWAYS
ALWAYS
ALWAYS
ALWAYS
ALWAYS
ALWAYS
ALWAYS
IS.
Maybe Krissy just ate some plant food. Purrrrrr.
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Never dress this fucking killer...
...and expect NOT to drown in this glam of a swimming pool. You know?!
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Monday, December 27, 2010
Stay right there.
Friday, December 24, 2010
Merry Christmas, MARNELL FAMILY!
Come back as fire/ To burn all the liars
Do some Christmas Eve shopping.
Buy her flowers.
Be a brown bunny.
Be a gold bunny.
Play dumb.
Ignore warnings.
Eat.
Pray.
Love.
And at 18, too.
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