How To Murder Your Life
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Never dress this fucking killer...
...and expect NOT to drown in this glam of a swimming pool. You know?!
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Monday, December 27, 2010
Stay right there.
Friday, December 24, 2010
Merry Christmas, MARNELL FAMILY!
Come back as fire/ To burn all the liars
Do some Christmas Eve shopping.
Buy her flowers.
Be a brown bunny.
Be a gold bunny.
Play dumb.
Ignore warnings.
Eat.
Pray.
Love.
And at 18, too.
Ooze class at 17.
And at 19.
And at 20. Omigod I have to stop.
And at 21 and at 22 and at 23; yup; that was me at 23.
Have a drink.
Completely negate the coolness of having been Keith Richards' drug dealer by writing a shitty BOOK about it.
Take a nap.
Take a ride.
Be the mayor of D.C. and smoke crack with your prosti. Then get re-elected. WORD.
Attend.
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Let it bleed.
Read your bible (1 of ?...)
Eat it!
Lick it!
Snort it!
Fuck it!
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Compartmentalize.
photo credit: Andre Radujko
Suck it.
Take it off.
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